My car turns more heads covered in mud than clean

"Ricepuddin a shitty superhero" (ricepuddin) 09/23/2013 at 16:13 • Filed to: None

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HammerheadFistpunch > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:17

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off road:

Offroad:

What a difference that space makes.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 09/23/2013 at 16:21

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Allroad

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 09/23/2013 at 16:22

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looks like a typical late 90's early 2000's VW/Audi "noroad" to me. Dude looks pissed he needs to replace his upper control arms again...

dogisbadob > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:24

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My car gets dirty too! It's black with gray lower body cladding, but the front of the gray part turns brown! I have more ground clearance than many crossovers! (the older Camry generations weren't quite as grounded to the ground haha)

dinobot666 > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:27

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There's one floating around somewhere without all the text on it.

MonkeePuzzle > HammerheadFistpunch 09/23/2013 at 16:28

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"dude" will probably just MacGuyver something up for control arms out of bamboo, duct tape, home made gunpowder, and of course a small swiss army knife

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > HammerheadFistpunch 09/23/2013 at 16:30

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I actually meant to add the space, phone autocorrected and I wasn't paying attention, the app won't let me re-edit after.

It was rally cross practice so you can judge which is correct for yourself

505Turbeaux > HammerheadFistpunch 09/23/2013 at 16:30

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hahaha you know it. And you know his check engine light has been on for 2 years running

Nibby > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:30

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DAT FLEX

Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:31

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What I actually like is how the plate is askew. It gives the car so much charm.

HammerheadFistpunch > MonkeePuzzle 09/23/2013 at 16:31

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Is that really Richard Dean Anderson? Looks like him, but its not a very clear picture. Bamboo would probably last longer than the ones from the factory anyway.

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:31

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Your car is cooler.

MonkeePuzzle > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:31

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neato, reminds me of

MonkeePuzzle > HammerheadFistpunch 09/23/2013 at 16:32

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ya mon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa 09/23/2013 at 16:32

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Yeah, the MPs pulled me over and gave me a choice ticket or zip ties, I was in a hurry Haha. Actual mount on order

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > MonkeePuzzle 09/23/2013 at 16:35

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I'd be lying if that wanting part of the inspiration for this picture

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 09/23/2013 at 16:36

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Thank you!

leicester > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:38

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Ha yes, I had a 2wd Nissan pickup years ago that I drove through axle-deep mud repeatedly to get to a job site. By the end of two days I had it covered approximately 80% in mud, including the roof.

And yes, I did the same thing - A friend and I took it out and parked it next to the tallest, shiniest pickup in the parking lot...

webmonkees > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:39

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That's what's missing.

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > leicester 09/23/2013 at 16:40

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That's awesome! In fairness, I went into a clinic to do repair with those spots open and came back with those two next to me. Pulled forward a little and took the shot

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > webmonkees 09/23/2013 at 16:41

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I'd dd that

Jacques L' Autre > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:45

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You talking to me?

feather-throttle-not-hair > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:45

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This happens from time to time.

webmonkees > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 16:57

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Nah, I'm set up for track

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > Jacques L' Autre 09/23/2013 at 16:59

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I've had some fun in those!

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > webmonkees 09/23/2013 at 17:00

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Do want!

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > feather-throttle-not-hair 09/23/2013 at 17:18

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RWD hoonage is the best hoonage

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > Nibby 09/23/2013 at 17:19

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Pretty sure that's a Military instillation as well

Tom McParland > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 17:20

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Well played Puddin'....well played!

crash on ice > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 17:24

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Haha, extremely true. My black Miata used to stay perma-filthy when I was always running dirt roads in Montana. One time I pulled up at a stoplight next to a squeaky-clean lifted ram 1500 bro truck, and the driver sneered out "cute car, f@g". I looked up at him and cheerily said "at least mines dirty". He just glared at me and rolled his window up in a huff.

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > crash on ice 09/23/2013 at 17:31

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That would have been the perfect time to have a dash cam!

wkiernan > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 18:03

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One day my work truck is in the shop and I need to put in some stakes at this job site in St. Petersburg, so I load my equipment and tripods and stakes and hammer and crap into my Miata and drive over there. But there's no place to park. There's a vertical curb and a fence all the way around the job site, with the exception of one spot where there is drop curb and a gap in the fence so you can drive right in. But I can't, because this shiny new jacked up F-350 with big knobby off-road tires is parked right across the opening. So I park my car in a parking lot on the other side of the street and walk in to the site to find the guy with the F-350 and get him to move it out of the way. Well, I found the guy, but he wouldn't move his truck, because, he tells me, he doesn't want to get it dirty. So I ended up crossing the busy four-lane road multiple times carrying all my surveying junk so I could get my work done. No sooner do I get my instrument set up than this bozo drives away. At least I was able to bring my car into the site to pick up my equipment when I got done. Fortunately he didn't come back and park his big piece of shit in the opening again so I couldn't get out.

Who needs sway bars anyway > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 18:45

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Yes, I off road. and It is true, a car that is proven to be used like a $10 hooker will get more attention than a quaker virgin, Because at the end of the day the stories the $10 hooker have will be ALOT more interesting.

webmonkees > webmonkees 09/23/2013 at 19:17

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Sorry, forgot the link. You have your choice of 'One of a kind' trucks.

The gray one: $14,000

And..

The black one. $19.5

Yes, the fog lights really help.

Both feature CAT diesels.

zadtheinhaler > crash on ice 09/23/2013 at 19:40

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Hell yeah, brotha - the only true trucks are dirty ones!

zadtheinhaler > webmonkees 09/23/2013 at 19:46

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There's a slightly longer-wheelbase version of that one, but for the body being that of a Ford/Sterling truck.

I saw it while driving into Saskatoon the other day, and I gotta tell you, it scared the shit out of me. The whole body, especially that of the bed, looked like it was attached with baling wire and bubble gum - every pavement imperfection set the whole thing wiggling like my ex's ass. And while it did retain some semblance of usefullness by having towing gear, it required about 30lbs worth of 'adapters' to get it to a normal trailers' height.

I don't mind the versions that Ford, Chevy and even IH have sold 'from the factory', and the odd one that some shade-tree has done, but for the love of all that's sacred and beautiful, DO IT SAFELY!

zadtheinhaler > Ricepuddin a shitty superhero 09/23/2013 at 19:49

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So your Focus is more of a truck than some trucks? Rock on!

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > wkiernan 09/23/2013 at 20:21

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Sounds like the standard issue flatbrim hat bro F drivers we have around here.

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > zadtheinhaler 09/23/2013 at 20:22

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Well until it comes time to move big items

Ricepuddin a shitty superhero > Who needs sway bars anyway 09/23/2013 at 20:23

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I love those Cherokees, especially one that is used properly